2.7 million people stood in silence in New York last Sunday, while 4.3 billion more around the world watched the livestream, as was laid to rest atop his Central Park Pyramid our beloved Georgiaphone Spazz, Smooth Ruler of the World United, Commander in Chief of the Global Armies of Funk, Spiritual Every-Baby-Daddy, The Holla’tchoo-Mama Boy, and above all, First and Last World-Widey Crown Emperor of Pop.
